shutupmerlin: My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat...
chaystar: Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”
sturmtruppen: flashback to 21st century earth on futurama more like i’m sobbing i’m fucking crying my eyes out stop it
xere-the-sun-risesx: WESTBORO BAPTIST IS ACTIVE IN NORMAN TODAY, AND THEY ARE BY NO MEANS WELCOME. THEY ARE PLANNING TO PROTEST THE FUNERALS OF CHILDREN KILLED IN THE RECENT TORNADO. SHOW THEM WHAT AN ANGRY OKIE IS LIKE, Y’ALL! REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!
celebrate-the-magic: The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.
ferelden: do you ever hear the intro theme to a video game and you get really emotional and your heart feels really weak like it’s coming back home and it’s basically like that whole world you love so much summed up into one epic song and you just want to fucking cry a lot because this is the video game for you and nothing else ever can even compare to the feeling you get when you hear that one...
ifuckedmadsmikkelsen: suchagaymer: jerkidiot: if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.
221cbakerstreet: kittening: a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums do you see the problem with this a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND...
shadesilverwing: “_____ liked your post” “_____ reblogged your post”
fwiffo: I just had a dream that my family wanted to eat at that one place from kitchen nightmares w/ the lady and I kept telling my mom not to but she did
she not only wants to suck this bepis:... →
hotanimegirl: smathmouth: hotanimegirl: yungpropane: damn a lot of white people on here are mad stupid i don’t understand how you guys can call someone racist and then proceed to make posts about how “white girls” this and “white people that” like you are still discriminating as a race as a whole and it’s annoying just shut the fuck up. it’s because a lot of white people are mad...
starllex: when someone points out something you’re sensitive about and you have to pretend like you don’t care
deucebowl: How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?